Taking Charge

For those of you readers who have Erotographomania, an obsession for erotic writings, this post is for you. If you do not, I advise you not to read this.

I have been noticing many blogs that have been very verbal in discussing the explicit adult material that try to titillate the intellectual erogenous zones. In my post, reader arousal is unadvised. If you so desire, you may slip into something more comfortable because this amorous post will try to make you a victim of acedolagnia, completely indifferent to sex and curb your lustful readings of brothelfuls of lascivious sex or erotica.

If you are not wooed by my introduction, you may visualize me as a wanton and wanderlust word in the nude. If you are beginning to think this is lewd or prudish, be what you may, and not in the mood for libidinous language, you may come back later after reading something more sexually imbued.

Lustful impropriety is a concept many fail to grasp. After disrobing the seduction and flirtation of erotics, and sexual fantasy, you will begin to realize why it is all a fake. The act of subagitation is important for procreation, and fulfillment in marriage, no doubt about it, however let us cut out the eye bust- popping peep shows and get to the bottom of what is perverting the dregs of society and the blogging world.

If someone indulges in oculoplania, the act of letting the eyes wander lustfully while assessing someone’s physical charm, one should be aware the disastrous consequesess it can have on his/her marriage.

So far I hope I am handling this ticklish topic with admirable abrophrenia, the graceful expression of thoughts and feelings about love and sex. After your tender tryst of reading my post of the ungratifying sexual impropriety you will thank me forever. You may share this post with you poplolly, your “significant other” if you feel the desire to do so.

If you are wondering why your spouse is a bedswerver, aka an unfaithful spouse and not a meacock, a meek or effeminate man who dotes on his wife and henpecked husband, or a nestcock, a househusband, and want him to be a ocnophile, a codependent lover, obsessive partner, and not to be a puellaphilist, a lover of girls, you must come to the realization MEN THINK ABOUT SEX.

Men on the other hand must realize a spoffskins, a woman with a dubious sexual history is something BAD and should not be a wittol, a man who meekly accepts his wife is committing adultery. A get is in order.

Men should be a nullimitus, a virgin until married in todays society. A multicipara or multimitus, meaning promiscuous men or women, is a BAD thing to be.

We will continue to discuss the disaturous problem that can occur because of grapholagnia, the urge to look at dirty pictures.

To be continued